Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 810 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/190 points)
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 7/12 (215/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (125/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/150 points)
Evade "A" freezing death
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle